January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Sex Explained To Children By British Christians →
drewness88: sincerelyconcerned: “This is what happens. They start by kissing and cuddling. This is great fun, and mums and dads can get quite excited, so excited that the dad’s penis becomes stiff, ready for the important bit that comes next. They like to get their bodies as close as they can. The closest they can possibly get is when the man slides his penis into the woman’s vagina. Now the...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Text from Dad
“What year were you born in?” Excuse me?  How do you not remember the best year of your life!?
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Why does everyone complain about filing taxes?
With the internet, it’s easy as shit. Plus, it’s basically free money!  And the past couple of years, quite a bit of it!  I effing love tax time. :D
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Getting messages back
From Youtube-famous cover artists fills me with glee. :D
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Moon walk
johnnnnn: Expectations: Reality: EVERYTIME! Oh god.  I just had to.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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This morning up to the moment coverage
U_U… ugh … -_- … -_- … coffee… -__- … o_o … O_O … shit finally kicked in. :D
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Yesterday I was told my hair looked like Hitler's.
I’m blushing.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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I listen to video game music.
and whistle along.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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I've been getting followers every day.
And yet I have the same amount at the end of the day. Stop with the unfollowing, mofos!  It’s really affecting my self esteem. Ok, so that’s a lie.  But just.. come on now, people.  Y U NO LIKE NERDY STUFF?
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Is it weird
That when I think about chicken tenders my mouth waters a little bit? Every time.
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Half hour long phone Interview in 5 minutes.
Coffee chugged. Too bad Sprint’s signal sucks.  I will be walking around outside in the freezing cold for all of this, to ensure I don’t lose signal. -___- Edit: My balls have reverted into my body, but I think I’ve got this in the bag.
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Josiah Leming anyone?
This guy had one great song and a failed attempt at American Idol. Now, for some reason (he’s surely trying to capitalize on), “One Last Song” has been wiped from the internet without a trace. I could listen to the shitty video recordings, but the studio version is nowhere to be found.  Bull hockey, I say! Does anybody know who i’m talking about? Josiah, you are a...
Jan 10th
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What Should I Learn on Guitar?
I need a catchy song to learn on guitar.  Give me some ideas! It must be: Relatively easy to play. Mostly chords, less riffs. A good song.  Obviously this is subjective, but I’m not doing Justin Beiber or some shit. If it turns out well, I may end up posting it.
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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